Guy 2: Dude you only do that when your plastered.
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.
2. Dude, go ahead and ask her out on a real date.