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Pronunciation: \ˈdex-ter\
Function: noun

A person who is driving and texting at the same time, typically being observed swerving and not paying attention to the road.
Harrison: Whoa... look at that guy driving, he must be drunk or totally stoned.

Mike: No dude, he's trying to drive and txt. What a dumbass.

Harrison: Totally...he's a dexter.
by ruddster November 26, 2009
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1.
A TV show on Showtime about a guy named Dexter. He's a forensics scientist by day, and a serial murderer by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.
Tagline: Dexter takes life. Seriously.
by HueyFreeman November 06, 2006
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2.
a sexually attractive male specimen.
damn, that guy is so dexter
by . February 04, 2008
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3.
A person on the right side or on the side of right. Half evil and half good. Is usually run by emotion and a manipulator of matters at hand.
Dexter has come to save the day, but ends it tragically without anyone ever knowing.
by His Best Girl Friend November 18, 2006
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4.
A sweet, caring, out going guy that is a good friend. Dexters are good boyfriends. Probably the best anyone could ever have. They are always there to give you the best hugs and the best laughs. Everything about them is perfect. The gap between their teeth when they smile makes them unique. They are adorable little things and love music. Dexters will do the sweetest things for the girl he loves. He will cook for her, teach her how to play football and workout with her. And he will never miss an opportunity to tell her how much she means to him and how much he loves her because he honestly does with all his heart. Dexters may be very loving, but they are also shy and afraid of change. When times get tough, a Dexter will abandon you because they are confused and sometimes they don't think straight. Dexters will leave you with the worst heartbreak. But as much as it hurts, they are worth every bit of pain afterwards. If you are lucky enough to be with a Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end because he deserves so much love. Unlimited, unconditional love.
The best friend you've ever had?

"Dexter. By far"
by m3rmaid December 20, 2011
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5.
A serial killer with a code of operation that mandates that only those who truly deserve to die actually do.
The guy met all the criteria in order that he went dexter all over him
by Glenn C A Alexander January 08, 2009
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6.
The act of killing someone. Word based off of the Showtime series Dexter, where we follow a serial killer and his exploits.
"I can't believe she cheated on me, I'm gonna Dexter that b*tch."

"You just got Dextered fool"
by Luketrocity December 07, 2008
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7.
When something is killer
Baby, youre looking Dexter today.
by AnakinMungi February 28, 2012
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