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Dr. Devitt 

A complete and utter asshole and rapes children and cursed them out. He can eat my dick and go suck one too.
Dr. Devitt by Dr. Devitt Is a bitch November 1, 2018

Mr Devitt 

Extremely good looking, a grade bloke, That loves the beers and good banter..
Wow, look at him... His name must be Mr Devitt!

I need someone to get drunk with..

"Well you better call Mr Devitt...
Mr Devitt by SRandom February 21, 2018

Patrick Devitt 

The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.
Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick
Patrick Devitt by #cancelpatrick October 18, 2021

sir devitt iii

An ancient elder of Wingham origin, is thick in frame and has arms that the size of the clouds that loom Everest.

Danny DeVito 

Danny DeVito by What The Pop November 15, 2017

Danny DeVito 

Only the sexiest man alive. With one cold stone stare he'll have you on your knees! To some boomers he is not sexy but to Gen Z he is the hottest guy around. He is able to destroy his enemies with one foul swoop of his Cobblepot cane.
Girl #1:Wow isn't that guy hot!
Girl#2: Yeah, but not as hot as Danny DeVito!
Danny DeVito by Purplepinkgamer November 30, 2019