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A once beautiful city located in SE Michigan along the banks of the Detroit River. Ever since white flight began, this city has gone to the niggers...literally. It is home to crackheads, dead beat fathers, single mothers, corrupt politicians, coons, rats, groids, niglets, welfare mamas, lazy subspecies, etc.

The city has beautiful architecture, unfortunately the groids refuse to take pride in ownership and these buildings are now run down, burnt out shells of what they used to be.

The city is also the biggest drain on the welfare system in the entire State. Tax dollars paid by Detroiters is less than those of the rest of the state; however, residents of this black hole receive more assistance than the rest of the state combined.

Detroit is the crime and murder capital of the state!
It is all too common for a Detroiter to have their hand out for assistance, but they still refuse to pay their bills and look to the white man to do this for them. Funny, they will take the white man's money, but they are all racist against white people.
by Enlightened One in MI July 10, 2010
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The futuristic city and an example of negative utopia in which people eventually end up back in prehistoric times. Oddly enough worshipped as an "urbanistic" ideal by the Jewsih Liberal elite as much as the so-called White trailer trash (see Eminem
yo mamma so fat and stupid -shezz from d'troit or sumethin?
by Destouches February 17, 2005
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1. The city everyone talks shit about without neva setting foot in Michigan

2. Full of black people, white people are an endangered species

3.Best sport teams

4. Arabs own everything

5.Hoodrats, baby mama drama, ho central

6. Nicest ghetto downtown, best skyline

7. has many wannabe cities such as: Cleveland, windsor, camden, THE WHOLE OHIO!

8.over 800,000 people with crazy city borders

9. hypest highschools, neighborhoods, underground rappers

10. best underdog city in midwest
P2-net: where are you from?
P1-net: Detroit
P2-net..... Are you in a gang?
P1-net No! damnit i just live here asshole

313 FOR LIFE!
by nobiz August 30, 2007
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The worst possible place to be.

...

I'm sure that's not true, but it makes for entertaining conversations.
"So you're in a Turkish prison? Well, at least it's not Detroit."
by JuliaAnne August 15, 2006
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A city in receivership that sucks ass, taxes the hell out of people who work there but don't live there, is full of whiny shit-heads, and has a perpetually shitty NFL team.
Ever heard of a Renaissance Tax?
Yea, Detroit takes an extra 8% from my income .
by SwitchKU September 24, 2008
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1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border. These people are known as "Smart" and "Still breathing" and are often scorned upon by Detroit citizens for their devilish good looks and lack of bullets lodged in their spine.

2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts. The road out of there for instance.

3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live. The lack of stab wounds and teenage wife however is a dead giveaway.

4.Best water in the world. A great comfort for kids there when they get lung cancer at age 6.

1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but since I like, you know, not bleeding for 12 or so gunshot wounds, I think that won't change.

2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas. Bring your own barbed wire and gun towers though.

3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
'Detroiter': Westland
Random Person 1: Where?
'Detroiter': Detroit...
Random Person 1: Liar. You're 13 and not pregnent yet!

4.Have you ever had Detroit water? Really, take off that oxygen mask and try some, son!
by Slim Daddy August 24, 2006
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1. The largest city in Michigan, and currently the 11th largest city in the US.

2. Once upon a time, the murder capital of the US.

3. The location of every single sports record ever broken in Michigan.

3. The cleanest, most beautiful city in the world. See also, sarcasm.
If you live anywhere in Michigan other than Detroit, you consider Detroit to be it's own separate state. Detroit is instead "Un-Michigan".
by The Green Pirate November 21, 2010
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