I didn't even grow up in the Detroit area (I grew up in redneck-fuck Ohio in the middle of a fuckin' cornfield) but I love the Detroit area and live there now. Lots of stuff to do...Too many people out there love to bash Detroit but the town has a LOT of potential...what metropolitan center DOESN'T have problems! New York sucks ass, but everybody thinks it's such a great town. It's usually pretty-boy yuppie soccer turds and redneck sheep-fuckers that bash the city anyway...
Basically, people need to get their heads out of their asses, start cleaning up their neighborhoods, knock down the abandoned buildings and crack houses, build new shit on the vacant lots, and elect a mayor and city council members who will stand up against the bullshit and revitalize the city...It'd be nice if the rest of the windows in the skyline could be lit up at night, too, not just half of them.
The racial bullshit all over the place has to stop too-doesn't matter what the fuck color your skin is-it's just skin, after all, and we're all the same inside.
Despite the problems, it's still a GREAT CITY!
Go Wings! Go Pistons! Go Tigers! Go Lions (whatever)!
Detroiter: Whatever...go fuck your cows!
2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?
3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.
4.Best water in the world.
2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas.
3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
Random Person 1: Where?
4.Have you ever had Detroit water?
On an average, 8 out of every 10 women in Detroit between 18-29 has at least one child, 80% out of wedlock.
ok sure take jefferson and see those huge houses
Al wissams/ cartiers/ gators/ chevys/ cutlass/ marauders/ single baby mommas/ THICK ASS GIRLZ/ non child support payers/drug dealers/ no job having/ weed smokers/1800 tequila drinkers/ hotel parties/ hypest high schools/ hypest basketball games and parties/ gang fights/ high school dropouts/ drive bys/ everybody has a criminal record/ no car insurance/ raised on coney islands/ living with yo momma after the age 32/ bootleg electricity/ bbq on front porch/ high fashion/ everybody is a thug/ hood rich/ money makers/ material sac chasers/ home of the hoodrats/ everybody play sports/ section-8 hoes/ at least 4 babymommas/ at least 8 baby daddies/ bang in hoopties/ missing hub caps/ no gas in the car/ putting $1.30 on pump 5/ minute phone no minutes/ nextel chirp/ hitting Belle Isle every day of the summer/I-hop ater the club/ beauty supplies and liqour stores on every corner/ arabs own every thing/ MAN I LOVE THE "D"
You talk about it, but will never come through it!
You gotta love it!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!