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When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.
My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.
by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011