Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013

destrolish 

a post-modern combination of the words destroy and demolish used to describe the disintegration of an object, a person, or the mind.

can refer to the verbal degradation of a lamer or gaper, the obliteration of personal property, or the annihilation of sobriety.

"that dickhorn Jeffrey told my friends that my mom sold her poon to buy me new shoes, so i'm going to destrolish his life with my new claw hammer."

"hey Donovan come to the reservoir with us so we can get destrolished and huff gas!"

destrolish by intellektualspew May 27, 2008

Destrucity 

Tri-fold in its definition, therefore meaning...
1. The name of the Galaxy in WARRIOR wherein the "Terrain of Testament" lies.
2. The Living of one's life in the Way of a Warrior according to a Warrior's 8 Disciplines. Those are as follows: 1)Physical, 2)Beliefs, 3)Moment of Mastery, 4)Attitude, 5)Commitment, 6)Association, 7)Integrity, 8)Wisdom.
3: The creating of a truce between one's Destiny and one's Reality. Promising to stay true to what one is destined to be, yet accepting what is the now... one's reality.

"Dreams are the movies that tell one's story... Some already told... some not yet written."
--Warrior Wisdom

Since John was a WARRIOR, he adhered to the tenets of Destrucity. Although his friends could understand Integrity and Wisdom, when he tried to explain his commitment to Moment of Mastery and Beliefs, they assumed correctly that he had gone insane and promptly got the fuck away from him.

Destrucity by SKRONK June 21, 2009

destrucity 

In its design, Destrucity represents a constellation existing in the heavens which symbolizes the "Eight Disciplines" by which Warriors choose to live their lives. Brought to existence by the destinies of those willing to die for their Beliefs, brought to exist as a place where people live by Belief in the evolution of their Higher Selves-constantly evolving toward a completion of their chosen destiny-all with strength in the denial of "System Beliefs"-the very Beliefs that amplify differences in and create rights, wrongs, judgements, and opinions of people, places, and things.

The Ultimate Warrior lost his mind and made up a word called Destrucity.

destrucity by Richard Andrews January 22, 2004

Quod Netruit Me Destruit 

What nourishes me, destroys me.

A saying for anorexic people.

Quod Netruit Me Destruit by AnAisMe August 1, 2003

destrolished 

To take it so hard up the ass that you can't come to school the next day.

Bro, can you call in sick for me today at school? I got drunk at a party last night and a black dude named Tyrone DESTROLISHED me.

destrolished by xXxSw4gBoiiixXx April 14, 2015

destrastrophe 

A catastrophe that occurs when a celebrity enters the room or a catastrophe on a much larger scale

When she saw him sit at the bar, it set off a destrastrophe that caused her to drop a case of prosecco, which the waiter tripped over, causing him to launch several entrees in to the air, landing all over the bistro.

destrastrophe by Billy Destro April 11, 2011