Top Definition
the last name of a guy who plans to blackmail himself in 20 years.

also uses deodorant on his face and falls down a lot.

but we love him anyway.
Once Desilets has risen through the army ranks and is a senator running for president, one of his best friends from high school will sell a ridiculous file of stupid childhood idiocies to his opponent.
by lfdsajkweoiiozxnjnzxdsjk January 29, 2009

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