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A young majority white male, 15-25, who lives in a generally working class/council house area. He has his hair cut short, 1 on the top, zero on the back and sides, he will sometimes be seen with an earring of Zirconia or dimante quality in his left ear or sometimes both. He will sometimes wear a Man-Bag, generally G Star, Adidas, Ted Baker etc.. They wear hats, that look like roll up Condoms on their heads, but this is generally the blackman version of the designer scally/chav. His T Shirts consist of G Star, Lacoste, Adidas, sometimes Henri Lloyd, maybe Lyle & Scott, Elvis Jesus, Ed Hardy, Chrisitan Audigier etc.. They wear G Star Jeans or something imitating of that Style think "74"- McKenzies. Thye will sometimes tuck their in their G Star Style Jeans, but not like the average Chav, they will do it so one can't actually tell without close inspection that they are tucked in They have a general cocky attitude, almost narcissitic attitude to life, "fuck em all", or so is the image they give out. They are generally not academic, but better with more practical jobs, i.e. Plumbing, Electrician Bricky etc.. They go out to places, branded cool, nightclubs and bars in the town centre are their favourite, where they wear Lacoste or Designer Dress Shirts wiht the collar butoned down (Oxford Shirt) You Know what I mean They have a gold bracelet on the right wrist and a watch on the left, although rings are abit dated with the Designer Scally. The stink of aftershave when they are out, the women do find this particluar genre of people attractive as they are seen as the "boys". As they are gernally quite confident and tend to fit in because there is so many Designer Scallys out these days. They tend to drink quite alot, mostly friday, saturday and sunday. JD, pints of lager sometimes Champagne, some would argue they are the "Noveau Riche". To pay for this lifestyle some as I have said are in a trade as a majority of designer scallies see academic achievement as worthless, some work in a dead end shitty job and some deal drugs. Some but not all like to sniff cocaine at weekends or maybe of MDMA or ahve a cheeky spliff now and again. The are quite hypocritical by nature as a majority are quite racist, think BNP, however they dress up sort of like Wiggas and you will see them with their sometimes "real" designer sun glasses on, but most of the time they wear them propped up on their heads not actaully on their face even when in a nightclub or it is not even sunny. They wear shoes such as Adidas Y-3's, but will wear anything that is fashionable, Paul Smith, them FUCKING Plimsoles etc.. When going too town on an ighto ut they will soemtimes wear them shoe/trainers with that shiny black material which does look abit tacky. The gernally can always find females as they are confident, but this is due to the aamount they drink alot of the time, or the fact they have been going out for the same "barbie" girl for al ong time, probably since high school, where they focusedd too much on gettin some Pussy instead of gainig some GCSE'S, which is hwy alot of the ime they have ago at academic people, because they were too fucking lazy and stupid to get into a college. This listen to most commercial pop-dance and sometimesbut rarely CHAV/INDIE-CHINDIE bands such as King of Leon, Kooks which a majority of real indiepeops think are Lesbian Dick. Think ClublandTV/Channel AKA/Kiss/Flaunt Etc.. They are gererally exclusive to citys such as Manchester (Wythenshawe,Ashton-U-Lyne,Droylesden,Moston) etc.. Birmingham, London, and maybe Liverpool Although alot of places are still well behind and still have CHAVS dressing in Reebok Classics, Burberry (Hats) and waering tonnes of shitty golden rings, a Designer Scally would probably take the piss and spit on these out dated Chavs as they are seen as tramps. Designer Scally go in bars and try and live the "high life2 wheras CHAVS sit outside off Licenses and maybbeee* a pub, but rarely. Examples of where to find these Outdated CHAVS are WALES, SOME PARTS OF SCOTLAND AND GENERAL BACKWARD AREAS THAT STILL LIVE IN THE Late 90's. A Designer Scallies family was probably always working class and maybe had a football hooligan element, that the father was involved in the Casual scene of the eighties and now the son has looked up ot the father and trying to become hooligan in the present day 2009. Good Films to wacth about the rise of the Designer Scally would be Football Factory and Goodbye Charlie Bright, but these are from the early 2000s therefore the fashion and general aura has changed in the last 5+ years. Some also like what their fathers ued to like such as Oasis, Stone Roses, Stranglers etc...(Scally-ish bands), but this bring the CHINDIE element into the Designer Scally's persona. Please Comment if you wish, but I believe I have given an accurate account here, so be fair. Person 1:What up up 2 this weekend
Designer Scally: Ras Bro, gonna go and get mangled in town, grab a gram of sniff on delivery, get the tunes rockin and end some fit gash. Person1: Oh right |
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