Top Definition
That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
"Johnny has Desert ass"
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
"Johnny has Desert ass"
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...
My ass is on fire. I must have desert ass.
by Patty McBiju September 08, 2009

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