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1.
That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
"Johnny has Desert ass"
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
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2.
That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
"Johnny has Desert ass"
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
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3.
When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...
My ass is on fire. I must have desert ass.
by Patty McBiju September 08, 2009
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