The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp
. Derping is considered a verb.
The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:
1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!
2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."
3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
An incurable disease, at least until the introduction of Duck Sauce's "Barbra Streisand" with a combination of yelling "Unf Unf Unf" between two mirrors.
Kindoflike Bloody Mary three times, but this one actually works. 50% of the time.
It is known to afflict a certain Jason Liu's face constantly (See "Jason Liu" for more information)
Commonly associated with "Herp"
DocMo: "Hi what's your name?"
DocMo: "Barbra Streisand"
a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in basking ridge
. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental
Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan
1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure.
2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip.
3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*
guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?"
guy 2 "she's a lesbian."
The only word that can cause world peace if used correctly. Only chuck norris knows the correct gesture and accent that will cause this to happen.
hey, your that guy who beat my wife at the bar last night! why did you do that!?" "uhh... herp de derp!"
when ones eyes go every which way. Usually dogs such as pugs derp.
whats wrong with your dog? Her eyes are going everywhich way.
dude. shes just derping.
one that expells an action of a complete and total fail
*Person 1 tries to walk up the down escalator*
Person 2: DERP!
Expression used in multiple ways. Usually used to describe an obvious or stupid situation.
Example 1: "Monica is meeting us at 7pm here" "What time?" "Derp"