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The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.

The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:

1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!

2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."

3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
by meesolab November 14, 2010
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An akward purple-blue.
...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.
by Brad Robley July 17, 2009
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derp is just a funny noise that can be used to replace pretty much any word.
"Oh man, what a derp."

"I totally derped it on Tuesday."
by Jimy March 30, 2005
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Stupid; retarded in a very funny way
That derp ahh nigga hunta
by KkRuNk March 30, 2008
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A word uttered when performing a particularly easy frag in a multiplayer combat game such as halo or unreal tournament.
(Player 1 spots player 2 trying to hide under a set of stairs, facing east. Player 1 approaches from the west and pops player 2's melon with a particularly high-powered weapon.)

Player 2: Aaaahgh...
Player 1: DERP!
by cyomega April 14, 2004
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Similar to the word snubba derp is a word that can be used for anything and everything.
What the derp did you just do.

Whats a matter to Derpped for you.

Will you derp the hand in that butter.

Derp it till it bleeds.

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Derp is the epidimy of retarded comedy.
Dude you shat yourself while riding the roller coaster!? thats pretty Derp man
by alekinchains December 12, 2007
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A foul up. If someone is not doing their job correctly. A mistake. An unfortunate mishap. An event that disrupts the activity of others.
A man driving a truck runs over a speed bump and passengers are unaware of the speed bump so that was a derp. Someone is neglegent on the job and a colleague yells "derp"!. Someone gets an infection in a third-world country. I got an infection in another country so that was a derp. Someone does not tend to required tasks of their job which leads to foul ups. I should have been paying attention so that was a derp.
by George Korr March 04, 2006
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