The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp
. Derping is considered a verb.
The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:
1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!
2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."
3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
If you have to ask you'll never know. (:
Shelley: "Oh my god you're such a derp"
Micheal: "What's a derp?"
Shelley: "Are you shitting me?"
derp... is an acronym for
farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm rapeing them
farmer: THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP
A funny sounding word that is used after a dumb joke.
It's behind your ear, Derp!
When performing a combo on someone online that has one or more Straight Up Jumping Punches and a x-ray in it, in MK9.
GOOD GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT DERP I DID TO THAT GUY?!?!?!
I derped him hard, coach.
Blacking out in the shower
I derped this morning in the shower
Someone who wont get out of your face or your life
Get out of my face you derp
A silly word to be used in silly context, such as at the end of a stupid joke, to emphasize intentional stupidity or ignorance.
"A durp a durp a durp-de durp!" or
"It's not 6:45, it's quarter to 7:00... DURP!!!!"