The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp
. Derping is considered a verb.
The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:
1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!
2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."
3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
Anal sex with a horse.
"Dude... he just derped.."
"...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."
Derp- noun/verb/adverb/adjective: a very complex infrastructure that is only accessible when the gateway to your soul has been compromised by your true emotions.
#1- Hey, whats up?
a noise that you make when you don't know what else to say
Sarah: Hey herp derp
Yaara: Derp nerp herp
Sarah: i know...
Person 1: i just stepped in poop
Person 2: you're a derp
Person 1: yerp
Symbolizing a retarded face, look, etc., making fun of it.
Im the Joker, Batman! DERP!
Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent
Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"
Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"
Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"
Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."
A word used after a stupid joke, or stupid slapstick. It was first used in the South Park episode "The Succubus," but popularized by later episodes. Commonly used to refer to jokes in Rob Schneider movies.
Rob Schneider derp da derp! Then, derp da derp ta tittily tum.
The act of being as stupid as shit from time to time.
Person A: .......
Person B: HEY!
Person B: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
Person A: Huh!? What!?
Person B: HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SUCH A DERP!