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12. Derk
A combination of a jerk and a dork. Commonly misspelled derc, with a C, but this is obviously incorrect, as neither of the two component words have a C anywhere in them.
Girl: You are such a derc!
Guy: You mean derk with a K right? There's no C in dork or jerk.
Girl: Shut up.
1. derk
dork+jerk=derk. This word was made up by the insane people over at he disney channel
Tudgeman-Hi Kate
Kate-Get out of my way derk!
by Grandmasta J Mar 1, 2003 add a video
2. Derk
When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.
"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."
3. Derk
A short person with a big with a big butt, who likes to have pirate fights with Scooter in his jungle. They also like eating chicken while looking at flowers and playing Halo 5. They bake good cakes and annoy Lulu. MAKE GOOD WIVES.
(Only cool people are derks)
I'm a derk, you're a derk, we're all derks.
4. Derk
Jerk and Dick Head.
My ex is a Derk!
5. derk
shortened form of derek, one who enjoys constant douchebaggery, qualities can be compared to that of a taxi driver
"yo you derk! drive me to that party!"
"ok, but pay me for gas i only get half a mile to the gallon"
6. Derk
To dip from the police/parents/anyone worth running from
Originated by a local DJ in the 925
Joey Cerletti AKA DJ Joey C
O fuck my parents are home, DERK!

Holy shit, its the cops, we gotta derk it.
7. derk
Somebody minus their underpants.
"You just totally flashed - aren't you wearing pants?"
"Nah, I'm a derk"
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