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17.
A mixture of dick and jerk..usually refered to a guy
OMG! Would you stop being such a derk to your girlfriend!
by Sara08 December 02, 2007
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1.
dork+jerk=derk. This word was made up by the insane people over at he disney channel
Tudgeman-Hi Kate
Kate-Get out of my way derk!
by Grandmasta J March 01, 2003
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2.
fat thighs
"she spread her derks for me"
"my derks are chaffing"
by Amy--G October 19, 2008
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3.
A short person with a big with a big butt, who likes to have pirate fights with Scooter in his jungle. They also like eating chicken while looking at flowers and playing Halo 5. They bake good cakes and annoy Lulu. MAKE GOOD WIVES.
(Only cool people are derks)
I'm a derk, you're a derk, we're all derks.
by MariaDerk and KatieDerk April 12, 2013
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4.
When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.
"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."
by southparkrox September 21, 2009
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5.
shortened form of derek, one who enjoys constant douchebaggery, qualities can be compared to that of a taxi driver
"yo you derk! drive me to that party!"
"ok, but pay me for gas i only get half a mile to the gallon"
by antzpowah69696 August 17, 2009
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6.
to be a whiny bitch and cry like a woman
Man that guy is such a derk

After I yelled at him he straight up derked.
by Firewallz April 22, 2011
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7.
To dip from the police/parents/anyone worth running from
Originated by a local DJ in the 925
Joey Cerletti AKA DJ Joey C
O fuck my parents are home, DERK!

Holy shit, its the cops, we gotta derk it.
by DJ Joey C February 28, 2008
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