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A slang term used to describe the scum that accumulates around and under the foreskin of the penis as a direct result of excess masturbation. It, as the name might suggest, also reflects a generally dirty nature which is frowned upon by even the skankiest of bitches such as a Corinna.

Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.
One might say "Dude, I've been jacking so much today I've started to Derek... Smells too".

To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
by Sir IDFK! January 05, 2008
128 407
 
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Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!
by Shitaco December 14, 2007
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Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that.
My name actually is Derek.

Person: Derek is really tall...

Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things.
by Lostboy6634 April 30, 2007
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One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan older
Holy Buckets...Derek is one Hott son of a Gun
by popanob February 01, 2009
1835 1030
 
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The sweetest, kindest, most beautiful and intelligent boy that walks the earth.
Why can't I ever find a Derek?
by k8o February 02, 2010
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amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"
He is so good at life that he looks like Derek.
by Sam Schulte February 05, 2007
1208 797
 
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Most amazing, sweet, and understanding guy you will ever know, loved by many, an amazing kisser, and his silliness will pull you in along with his eyes. Keep an eye on this boy because he will stay by your side unless you push him away. He is adventurous and outgoing which helps him keep his body in amazing shape.
Girl 1 : Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yuuup I heard he was a Derek, which you know all the girls will be all over him.
by a.r.g1234 October 11, 2011
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Tons of pure awesome rolled into one tasty long hominid. A really cool person. Very smart, talented, funny guy who saves your ass on a daily basis then plays a round of Modern Warfare. All in the same day. Usually geeky. Always nice. Rock star in the sack. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Eats plants, animals and Pizza Rolls.
Girl A to girl B: Wow, who was that nice guy who drained your butt abscess today?

Girl B: I KNOW, wasn't he? Plus he was funny and OMG, he actually dx my problem correctly. I can't believe I've been to see so many others over the past 4 weeks and nobody figured it out. My butt cheek feels so much better now. I can finally sit again. What a ninja....he's such a Derek.
by butt'sallbetter February 07, 2010
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