Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!
Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.
Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
Karli nodded with understanding, for she has dealt with many Derecks before, "Sounds like a regular asshole to me."