Also known as the "City by the Bay".
Makes Craig Ferguson poop funny.
The natives hate the Texans and Californians. Mostly because all of them move to Denver.
Globally known for its omelettes
and its shitty sports teams.
Contains literally thousands of MMJ dispensaries.
The population is entirely composed of cowboys,
and a large number of Vietnamese.
>> Oh, do they live in Denver?
-- Denver's on the east coast you dumbass.
receives 300 days of sunshine a year, is the nation's most highly educated city with the highest percentage of high school and college graduates, brews more BEER than any other American city, has the largest city park system in the nation, is the "Baby Boomer" capital of America, is the 20th in the U.S. in population, but has the 10th largest downtown, has the nation's second largest performing arts center, citizens contribute more public funding for the arts per capita than any other U.S. city, has the thinnest residents of any U.S. city and according to a federal study, really is a mile high...