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Home of rappers Young Doe, Interstate Ike and Black Pegasus, also home to Mexicans, Salvadorians, trailer park trash, Ski Bums, Black Nationalists, wild gangsters, Wangstas, Pot Heads, Yuppies, and College Kids. Contrary to popular belief We are not in the Midwest, we are more like Westmid we are not a white majority city. We know our directions because the mountains are west and betta belive we got the best green between NY and Cali. We are the drunkest and crunkest city in the United States of America (You can see that first hand downtown Thursday - Sunday). Our Mayor decided to build a airport in the middle of nowhere and our ass hole pigs kill about an average of 5-10 of us for no reason every year....But I love it here and if you dont feel free to kill your self cause I rep the 303 to the fullest!
Read the Infared across ya head Im bred king like simba/
Bolder (Boulder) than Denver I aint a mad rapper just an MC wit a Temper! - Common "Get 'Em High"
by Kid Wave August 15, 2008
 
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Why Denver is the greatest city in the world...

receives 300 days of sunshine a year, is the nation's most highly educated city with the highest percentage of high school and college graduates, brews more BEER than any other American city, has the largest city park system in the nation, is the "Baby Boomer" capital of America, is the 20th in the U.S. in population, but has the 10th largest downtown, has the nation's second largest performing arts center, citizens contribute more public funding for the arts per capita than any other U.S. city, has the thinnest residents of any U.S. city and according to a federal study, really is a mile high...
Do you want to go to the great city of Denver?
by Geddes October 07, 2005
 
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The city with more dispensaries than Starbucks'. Full of winners.
Denver = Mile High City.. multiple reasons
by jesse6VSjen9 December 13, 2010
 
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The most awesome metropolitan city on the face of the earth.
Aurora is the best part of Denver!
by wtf_booger June 13, 2005
 
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One of the best cities ever! Some of you guys who don't like Denver have only experienced the lame people. Which yeah there is a fare share of lame people, but thats just like any other city. Once you get past the lame asses you will meet some of the chillest and most unique people. Maybe ever thought the reason people drive so slow is that they are high? Colorado weed is the shit! Every city has their problems so stop baggin on Denver! And who ever said Denver was a party city? That doesn't make it any less cool.If you truley hate Denver then I am thinking you aren't even chill enough to be here.
Denver is so chill.
by iaughirauhgrieu August 20, 2008
 
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Denver: The place where your face has 2nd degree burns for three months of the year and then everything dies and turns to brown dirt.
Cleveland Browns will be playing the Denver Browns in the Dirt Bowl!
by SDHolla January 05, 2014
 
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One of the most overrated cities in this country. Home of the Columbine shootings, John Ramsey killing, multiple church shootings, Ludlow massacre, etc. due to all the sickos that live in Colorado. The suicide rate is twice as high as the national average for a reason. Denver itself only boasts a population of 500,000, while the suburbs have more than 2,000,000. Most of the suburbs are filled with white, countrywood morons who don't know the definition of passing in the left lane. The people are extremely clicky, closed minded, and then act like they are better than you. Don't tell anyone that you are from another state, or else be resented by the milehighness snobs. The city itself is completely overpriced, with bums begging for change on every corner. Downtown itself is nice, when compared to shitholes like Kansas City or Detroit, but otherwise it's full of snobs with stiff attitudes and assholes. The women are ugly as hell and think they are god's gift on earth. The city is completely dead every night, except when the Broncos win a game or the Rockies make the playoffs. Lodo is another gentrified neighborhood filled with yuppies and guppies needing a sense of direction. The rest of the city is full of people working for 8 dollars an hour while living with 5 roommates and hitting the bong every night.The mountain cities (Aspen, Vail, Breckenridge, etc.) is the real Colorado. Otherwise, have fun in Denver, where the cowtown mentality still exists. The kids in Denver are usually trying to act hard after moving from a bigger shithole state like Nebraska or Kansas. To them, cowtown Denver, is cosmopolitan. But if you put one of the undercover hill billy kids in a real city like Los Angeles, New York, Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas, Philly, etc. they'll get chewed up and spit out. Denver is for those who want to pretend they are in a big city but can't handle a real city with diversity, culture, momentum, progress, etc.
I was driving in Denver last week, and everyone was driving 10 miles below the speed limit, staring at me, as I passed their buckets on the right.

Denver! The biggest cowtown in this country! Where everyone had a chip on their shoulder.
by Michael R. Brown January 02, 2008
 
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One of the most overrated cities in this country. Home of the Columbine shootings, John Ramsey killing, multiple church shootings, Ludlow massacre, etc. due to all the sickos that live in Colorado. The suicide rate is twice as high as the national average for a reason. Denver itself only boasts a population of 500,000, while the suburbs have more than 2,000,000. Most of the suburbs are filled with white, countrywood morons who don't know the definition of passing in the left lane. The people are extremely clicky and act like they are better than you. Don't tell anyone that you are from another state, or else feel resented. The city itself is completely overpriced, with bums begging for change on every corner. Downtown itself is nice, when compared to shitholes like Kansas City or Detroit, but otherwise it's full of snobs and assholes. The women are ugly as hell and think they are god's gift on earth. The city is completely dead every night, except when the Broncos win a game or the Rockies make the playoffs. Lodo is another gentrified neighborhood filled with yuppies and guppies needing a sense of direction. The rest of the city is full of people working for 8 dollars an hour while living with 5 roommates and hitting the bong every night.The mountain cities (Aspen, Vail, Breckenridge, etc.) is the real Colorado. Otherwise, have fun in Denver, where the cowtown mentality still exists. The kids in Denver are usually trying to act hard after moving from a bigger shithole state like Nebraska or Kansas. To them, cowtown Denver, is cosmopolitan. But if you put one of the undercover hill billy kids in a real city like Los Angeles, New York, Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas, Philly, etc. they'll get chewed up and spit out. Denver is for those who want to pretend they are in a big city but can't handle a real city with diversity, culture, momentum, parties, progress, etc.
I was driving in Denver last week, and everyone was driving 10 miles below the speed limit, staring at me, as I passed their buckets on the right.

Denver! The biggest cowtown in this country! Where everyone had a chip on their shoulder.
by Michael G. Cooper December 26, 2007