A medical home remedy for itchy testicles. A hole is dug in the snow large enough for the scrotum to comfortably fit in. A woman then urinates in the hole for the testicles to be dipped in for temporary relief. Relief is provided by a combination of the numbing cold of the snow and warmth of the urine. The woman should perform oral sex on the patient for at least 5 minutes while the scrotum soaks in the urine as to take the patient's mind off the cold numbing from the snow on his ass.
Damn, we're snowed in and my ball satchel is itching bad! Rebecca, could you give me Denver Dip until we can get to the store for some cream.