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The ability to consistantly get 36,000 hits a month on ebay in worktime, even though you manage to pull a 3 day week with the most flamboyant illness excuses.
I pulled a Denovan, got 2 days off with no reason and bought myself 3 model cars all from the confort of my huge behind.
by Discruntled Drafter December 07, 2004