This ubiqutous sleazy diner is made no less creepy by its family restraunt facade. Step inside and you will find it is not so much a diner as a 24 Hour Competitive Eating Thunderdome.

Denny's is a 24-hour diner. They serve warm mediocre quality food, coffee, and the essential Meat-Lover's Skillet. To fully qualify as a Denny's however the diner must have:

1.) A waitress that has worked there way too long. She is missing a finger, a tooth, or maybe she has a 6th toe. In any case she's freaking tired and does not take any of your crap.

2.) One of the following non-conformists:
"To be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do."
a.) Goth kids. Black attire, hopped up on caffeine writing bad gothic poetry (i.e. "If a drop of blood would make you smile I would slash my wrists till I expired in a crimson puddle of my wasted love")
b.) Wiccan kids. Not to be confused with Goth kids. They wear black too, but lean more toward the caped Halloween look. They must have bumper stickers on their car that read something like "My other car is a broomstick". They know magik so you better not mess with them.
c.) Emo kids. You will either have the tolerable ones who actually know something about music, or the lame ones that just discovered the fad out of Seventeen magazine. Availability varies by location. Dashboard anyone?

3.) The bitter kid that makes fun of those people in #2. This can be damn funny.

4.) The creepy midn...

Where you go at 3am to laugh at the drunkards, smoke cigarettes, and eat some grub. A good 24 hour Diner.

The feelin that is evoked following a large meal at a Denny's establshment. Generally occurs after 1:00 a.m. Following a delicious meal of scrambled eggs and chicken strips.

Denny's is quite possibly the finest restaurant in the English speaking world. Through a combination of expert service, delicious food, and an atmosphere that even a king could find comfort in, Denny's far surpasses any other restaurant. Denny's is also open 24 hours a day, so at four in the morning you can go and find the 3 aforementioned characteristics to nullify those late night cravings you get from "activities" you may have partaken in earlier that evening.

A 24 hour diner, that gives jobs to slutty girls. And hires retards to manage the place. You'll always find a creppy guy working night shift, or a lady missing some teeth and talks to her self. but the do have an amazing hot fudge brownie...

The Denny's. The home of The Brownie. The only place to purchase the finest quality dessert ever.