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Denmark is not only a country, it is also a Capital. Of which state? very few people in the world know the exact location of this capital, therefore, it could be the capital of anywhere. The search for this mysterious place is ongoin, but one thing is for sure..Denmark is definitely a capital.
What is the capital of Ohio...Denmark!....Perfecto!
What is the capital of Maine...Denmark!....Si!!
What is the capital of Nigeria...Denmark?...that is Correct!
by Chamaco Loco September 06, 2010
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Guy : Why was my vacation to Italy cancelled?

Ticket Agent : Im sorry sir, but our airlines are not affiliated with Italy anymore.
Guy : Now what?
Ticket Agent: How about an all expenses paid round trip vacation for two to Denmark?............Just kidding!!!
Guy: You had me there for a sec.... I almost threw up!!!
by Chriscoolkatt May 14, 2010
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A person who lives in Denmark. A country which has massive social problems, amongst the highest amount of lousy hospital treatments, a very greedy country that never pays compensation to its citizens. The schools in Denmark has been ranked low, and most people leaves the country after finished studying.

Developers of danish mentality; a primitive way of thinking, only found inside the heads of the danish citizens.
Denmark
by mrhandsomeguy October 04, 2010
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A cold country that likes hockey. No one really cares about it or knows where it its. The Canada of Europe.
Guy 1: I just got back from Denmark.
Guy 2: What?
by dizzlemynizzlefoshizzle October 22, 2011
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Undercover sand niggers that have banned margarine and suck lots of cock, like the British their teeth are really crooked because of the cock sucking they did just to get into the NATO. Denmark is tiny like the size of my earbone and took it anally from the Germans in WWI and II. They are also referred to anorexic pale cancer patients from watching to much Lost and looking for woodwork the Dutch made on a danish remake of Amazon.

The dirty Danish also don't whipe their anus properly therefore, giving them the title of, 'The dirty Danish'. You wouldn't want to go to there country because of it's disgusting smell and rape victims. They prowl at night for dead animals that are rotting and have them for sexual purposes.

The Danish have a special ability to impregenate their men but not their women, just like the seahorse. Yes, it's an amazing fact and we all know what I wrote is true.
Nigger: Suck my dick good you dumb bitch. *Pimpslap*

Danish Fag #1: It's true what they say about niggers, there cocks are small and deformed.

Danish Fag #2: Save some cum for me, I need it so I can impress my friends.

Danish Fag #1: No, I think I'm going to down it all. Haha, I love niggercum.

Danish Fag #2: Bitch (refers about Denmark history and nobody cares because their not on the map.)
by ManWhoExposesTheTruth May 26, 2011
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a filthy-famous word for "sketchy; low-brow; shady; suspicious." This is because many shady people are from Denmark, such as Hamlet. It can be used in many ways: "she's so Denmark", "he must be from Denmark", "Denmark!".
Stephanie thought that Schmara must be from Denmark because she was sketchy as f@*&!
by Filthy Famous September 09, 2011
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A country in the northen part of Europe. A place with beautiful people, a lot of socialism and equality. Often used as an allegory for the best place on Earth by young, hopeful Americans who support elderly jewish politicians with socialist ideas.

Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds.

The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork.

Only available to blond, white alcoholics.
American 1: I'm planning on moving to Denmark sometime in the future!

American 2: Oh, you took the test? Did you fit? How many units can you drink in two hours?

American 1: Some... Seven, if I really focus on just drinking?

American 2: ... Yeah, you're gonna have to retake that.
by JakeBit June 22, 2016
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