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Denmark - A once cool place (literally...) that was home of the Vikings. Proud peple which was grocely misunderstood 1000y. later as having been "violent and uncivilized" - they just didnt quite kno' how to make contact. So they chopped down as they went by, down the rivers of Russia, along the coasts of Bretagne, the Englis Isles.. even all the way to North America by Iceland n' Greenland.

Later Denmark ruled Northern Europe at interim occations but finally got their blow' of dead in connection w. the Napolean Wars. Since then they have been a small frightened contry wagging it's tale to the strongest contry in vicinity.

Allied files show that there was doubt wether to categorize them as 'german subregions' or allies. For good reason: their army fired 20 shots "20 !!!!" when occupied.

Today; a sad sight. Mostly a tourist resort. A bit more fallen apart than the rest of Norther europe, yet again slightly higher prised. People very narrow-minded, especially in the hill-billy regions (Jutland/"Jylland"), afraid of other cultures.

You'll enjoy our contry if you are a forreigner. It's a rare chance to step a couple of decades back in time... :-)
- The danes are brave: They stick to their allies and run once they reach the front line...

- The danes are intelligent: They use their liberties & rights, sequred by their stronger neighbours, to ridicule other cultures..

- The danes take a stand: They complain life-long about the taxes. Yet even the liberal govnerments are succesfull when they can claim: "This year the tax didnt rise as much as last year!!".

- The danes have a sence of reality: They suspect their way of life might be in danger. Ofcourse - no nation sustains itself by beeing cronically afraid of change.

/Thats denmark for 'ya
by The Last Wiking' July 19, 2006
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A country where you can be one of two things:

A loser who does nothing and gets paid well for it by the state.

Or a person that works hard to make a living and gets fucked in the ass 24/7 by the state.
Loser: "I feel a bit sick so I think i'll just sit at home and do nothing"

Denmark:"Ya you do that. And here, have some money because its sad for you"

Winner: "I'm gonna work hard and get me a good life with a good car and lots of money"

Denmark: "Oh no your not! If you do that i'm gonna take away 68% of all the money you make!!! I'm gonna put a 200% import tax on the cars you want!!!! I'm gonna fuck you up!!!"

Winner: "Fuck this I'm moving to America"
by Scandinavianidiot January 20, 2011
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Denmark, home of the Danes - Those guys who always forget their snow chains when they decide to spend their winter holidays skiing in Sweden or Norway.
Swedish guy: "Oh look, that guy can't drive his car up the hill because he forgot his snow chains..."
Norwegian guy: "Yeah, he must be from Denmark..."
by Swiftyo0 April 05, 2009
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Denmark is a small country located to the north of Germany and south of Sweden and Norway. It is a small-minded little country, populated by xenophobic bigots called Denmarkians. These people have the worst teaching standards in Europe, extremely high levels of medical malpractice and are considered the worst environmental thugs in Europe due to the overuse of fosil fuels.

The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country.

Shops in Denmark are open for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis.

Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first opportunity.
Denmark sucks
by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010
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They suck at every sport.
They are all racists and their all wannabe Swedes.
"I wish denmark could get off Swedens dick."
by NeggaPlease May 08, 2005
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A country which is becoming Nazi
A Danish Nazi: All Danes from other origins should back to their countries even if they were born in Denmark.
by anti-racism February 27, 2008
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A place quite often mistaken for being the capital city of Sweden.
Ignorant 1: What is the capital of Sweden?
Ignorant 2: Denmark
Ignorant 1: Oh.
by Exi13 May 27, 2012
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