Danes often isolate themselves from others because they are molested by their parents when toddlers; a normal cycle for the Danes - but a disturbing reality to outsiders.
People who go there are usually ones who murder or rape and are tortured in a life in Denmark, this I find unfair and nobody should spend a life with filthy pigmen- oh I mean Danes. Well, same thing.
I forgot to mention that they're sperglords.
Danish Lowlife Sperglord's Parents begin to hit the son and molest him, the boy enjoys it like the usual reality.
*More screaming is heard from the living room (Danes are to poor to afford kitchens because of their jew invasion of 38') from Thai children being spit-roasted alive. Popping is heard, must be their eyes. Denmark is absolutely filthy*
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!