A demon is a girl, who on the hotness scale can range anywhere from a 4 to an 7 but with the use of tricksy tactics can increase her image by 3 to 4 points!
Here are some useful tips to spot a demon.
1. Ask your friends, "is she hot?" If there is a general argument as to if she's hot or not, most likely she's a demon trying to break your friendship apart.
2. If she's wearing sunglasses, she's either trying to keep the sun out of her eyes or hide the fact that she's a demon. the latter statement is probably the most plausible. Remember the bigger the glasses, the more she's trying to hide.
3. This ones almost a dead giveaway every time. If the "Demon" in question is standing near a bunch of ugly chicks, she's trying to make herself look better.
Here are some tips to defeat demons.
1. This way is the best. Have a very beautiful woman with you at all times ( an Angle). the angle will vanquish the demon, and help demons stand out in crowds, for easy aversion.
2. Yell DEMON very loudly and run away. This will alert everyone around and the demon will be foiled, forcing it to practice its black magiks elsewhere.
3. Use common evil vanquishing tactics, i.e.: swords, silver bullets, garlic, etc.
4. Have a Worlock/Druid/Wizard. assist you. Worlcks/Druids/Wizards know spells to send the demon backeth weherth cometh.
-innocent young man:
Oh, i'm so stoked for mission trip, there will be so many babes.
-Innocent young man 2: i know right.
#mission trip begins#
innocent young man 1: there are no hotties on this trip what a rip off of $600
-Innocent young man2: I know right.
#3 days into mission trip#
IYM1: hey that babe is pretty bablisious right?
IYM2: no man she's just slightly better looking than all the other girls.
IYM1 and IYM2: .... (look at each other) DEMON!!!!
1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.
2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.
1) "I used to think demon posession was just a load of flameing crap, but after my neighbor's young daughter cut a "666" shape in my sons abdomen, slurped out his large colon then ate his crap for dessert, I believed she was indeed posessed. (Then I got my hick pal to shoot her in the pussy...twice.)"
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.
A demon is the result of a fallen Angel. At the start of time, 1/3 of the Heavens rebelled against Arch Angel Michael. This front was led by the Angel of Light - Lucifer and his armies were governed by Be'elzebuth.
The war wasnt a sucess for the third of angels rebelling and they were cast down to a region known as Hell. Once in Hell, the Fallen Angels became known as Demons.
Demons have the power to control human minds, an ironic power all considering their war was started due to the fact they were jealous God loved Humans more than his first creation - Angels.
Lucifer was an Angel, however turned into a Demon when sent to Hell
President George W. Bush
That mother is bush is a demon
1. A scary thingy from hell.
2. A good online gamer.
2. Hes a demon, totally PWNING some n00bs!! w00t!
Demons, unlike Daemons, are extra-dimensional creatures that often descend from rifts within the universe to feed upon raw energy, like that of the human brain. Demons are, in a way, similar to Gods, except that Gods are N-th dimensional beings, whileas Demons are limited in which dimensions they may traverse. Demons can often ascend into more dimensions by collecting enough raw energy from either organic beings or energy beings, so as to be able to break through the wall between dimensions. Once thought of as aliens, Demons are now known to have entered this solar system through an inter-dimensional rift near Titan. They have so far been able to infiltrate Area 51 and many other Government compounds, but the Political leaders of earth have struck a deal, allowing the Demons to feed on any organisms but humans first. They are of higher dimensions than we, so we are thus unable to percieve their true forms. They can appear as anything to us, even remain entirely invisible if they wish to.
His dreams were filled with nightmares of scaly-hided beasts with horned heads, and leathery wings. The one who could see demons, the demon-killer, had been awoken.
beings of great power with great abilitys, speed, strength, stamina,agility and edurance. japanese word for demon being youkai
inuyasha is a demon, sesshoumaru is also a demon
1. Any non-human being or entity, and not necessairly evil (Actual definition).
2. An evil spirit or fallen angel (Religion).
3. A New Zealand police officer (NZ slang).
4. An evil person (Metaphor).
1. Inuyasha is a good demon who strives to fight for the greater good.
2. That demon is making that boy to shoot his siblings.
3. The demon is chasing after the robber in Auckland.
4. Hitler was a demon.