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1. A political party, the founding of which was credited to Thomas Jefferson in the late 1790's, whose ever-shifting identity has as of late sided with the left side of the political spectrum, and extends as far as socialism, but not communism
2. A participant in one of the greatest and longest-lasting teen fads in the history of America, its latest incarnation being anonymous, which places ex-Prez Bush below even Black people because republicans are racist fucks.
3. Anyone likely to believe that Republicans (not to be confused with republicanism, which Democrats fully embrace) are more fascistic than the leader of Germany's socialist party, Adolph Hitler.
4. What you get when you take our drugs away from us, you uptight capitalist pigs, with your fucking obsolete Christian morality.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
All Democrats are Liberal
All Democrats are not racist
All Democrats are secretly racist
All Democrats are as miserable as those in broadcasting/politics (eg. Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank)
All Democrats are smart
All Democrats are hippies
All Democrats hate Republicans
All Democrats are Democrats
Core beliefs:
Abortion is cool
The Gov't should help the poor
The Gov't should regulate stuff to prevent recessions and whatnot
The Gov't should only bother the rich.
Climate change is preventable
Socialist countries are economically more stable and prosperous than really Capitalist ones, and arent in fucktons of debt

In conversation:
Democrat: Ann Coulter is a bitch
Republican: Yeah she totally is
Democrat: What did I say about talking, idiot
Republican: Commie bastard!!
*fight*
by Hahahaohwow March 27, 2010
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In it's beginnings a progressive party, strong on domestic issues. Now it is unfortunately another term for a Republican.
You voted for <Republican> how could you! Even if a democrat is the same thing.
by Portageian January 22, 2006
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The (relatively) left-wing party of the united states of America. Home of politicians who are usually not that bright. Voters show a preference for stupidity over evil, while their republican counter-parts tend to favour evil over idiocy
No, I dont want to vote for John kerry, but look at the opposition!
by Gnossos the wise July 12, 2005
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Democratordem: Nigger. A euphamism for a lazy person. Also, used to refer to African American people, insinuating that most African Americans vote democratic.
Get off your ass you lazy dem (democrat).

I called in sick today, so I'll be demming it up at home.
by Roids74 July 14, 2008
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One who is willing to sacrifice personal safety for their countrymen because everyone, not just some, deserve justice and equality.
Republican: Did you hear about the soldier that jumped on a grenade to save his fellow soldiers?
Democrat: Yes. He was a Democrat, and they were all Republicans.
by Liberal Combat Vet September 06, 2010
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Another name used to describe african americans.
Hey bob look its a gang of democrats lets walk on the other side of the street.
by lileazy August 04, 2008
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a total moron, a person who just can't get it right; someone who is lame and not fun. ALSO: a swindler or hornswaggler; a carpetbagger
"Look at this guy he's driving like a total DEMOCRAT!"

"Ya I was trying to watch a move but some DEMOCRAT wouldn't get off his phone."

"Hey man, nice skinny jeans, you look like a complete DEMOCRAT."

"So you don't eat meat? What are you, some kind of DEMOCRAT?"
by LogJamminCarl January 21, 2012
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