1. A political party for people whose ideas are spoonfed to them by The Washington Post and CNN rather than Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.
2. One of two political parties in The United States of America whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens. See Republican
for the other political party whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens.
3. One of two political parties (see Republican
) in The United States of America whose members believe that their collective ideas are 100% correct and all citizens who do not agree are complete, uneducated morons. Conversely, Republicans believe to be 100% correct and that non-believers are unpatriotic satanists. Both parties' members ironically view themselves as compassionate, free-thinking and mainstream.
4. Liberal (derogatory)
5. Hippie (derogatory)
1. As a democrat, I have to see what CNN says about Iraq so I know what my steadfast convictions are.
2. Vote democratic so we citizens will have fewer laws and more freedoms.
3. As a free-thinker and a democrat, I say you are an idiot because you don't agree with me. And I know I'm right because I got my beliefs from CNN and you got yours from Fox!
4. Get away from me you liberal!
5. Get a job you long-haired hippie!
Party for ignorant, college-age intellectual wannabes. Live life in perpetual outrage, make outrageous claims about social injustices and are religious about environmental issues (will keep the faith even when the facts don't support the issue--read "Ethanol" fuel additives; global warming science, tax increases on high-income earners; also believe Republicans are statistically less educated than Democrats). Think all opposition to Liberal policies is motivated by sexist, racist, bigoted homophobia (which is abject bigotry). Assume the poor and minorities are unable to fend for themselves so they steal from high-income earners (in the form of taxation, which high-income earners subvert via tax loopholes so the revenues end up getting redirected to middle-class income earners) and redistribute it to the poor, who become socialized to depend on it. Often whine about FOX News, when Liberals control virtually all media (print, television, Hollywood, the Arts). Are dogmatic in their intolerance of opposing viewpoints and will label dissenters as sexist/racist/bigoted/homophobic so as to avoid real debate. Older Democrats are the most pathetic as they are well aware of all the above but still vote Democrat anyway just to protest.
Democrat: Can you believe Republicans signed the Patriot Act?
Republican: You mean the Patriot Act that president Obama renewed last month?
Democrat: You're a racist!
people who ruin everything. they spoil life around the world with their simple acts of stupidty and lying to make a neagtive difference in the world.
To be a democrat, is to be a modern day satan aka the accuser.
Rich pieces of shit that wanna give out all of their fuckking money to the fuckers who dont have a job cause they would rather smoke pot. Democrats are also dipshits that wanna sit on thier couch and hope to get more money from their fellow working citizens. These hippe, terrorist-hugging stupid morons are always complaining of how hard working Republicans suck. Then why not impeach them, pussies. Stop complaining and get your fat, man-humping asses in Congress to do something.
Democrats suck cock!
Member of the Democratic Party. Democrats think that everybody deserves what certain people work hard for (health care), keeping guns for self-defense is a bad thing, and that it is alright for the flag of the United States to be burned to make a statement. They basically want to make the US a socialist nation. Democrats also see Barack Obama
as their Jesus even though Obama hasn't done shit and is proving to be our worst president. Their arguments are never backed with reason. To keep it short, Democrats are idiots.
Democrat: Hey! Lets make the US socialist
1. A political party, the founding of which was credited to Thomas Jefferson in the late 1790's, whose ever-shifting identity has as of late sided with the left side of the political spectrum, and extends as far as socialism
, but not communism
2. A participant in one of the greatest and longest-lasting teen fads in the history of America
, its latest incarnation being anonymous
, which places ex-Prez Bush below even Black people because republicans are racist fucks.
3. Anyone likely to believe that Republicans
(not to be confused with republicanism, which Democrats fully embrace) are more fascistic than the leader of Germany's socialist party, Adolph Hitler
4. What you get when you take our drugs
away from us, you uptight capitalist pigs, with your fucking obsolete Christian morality.
All Democrats are Liberal
All Democrats are not racist
All Democrats are secretly racist
All Democrats are as miserable as those in broadcasting/politics (eg. Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank)
All Democrats are smart
All Democrats are hippies
All Democrats hate Republicans
All Democrats are Democrats
Abortion is cool
The Gov't should help the poor
The Gov't should regulate stuff to prevent recessions and whatnot
The Gov't should only bother the rich.
Climate change is preventable
Socialist countries are economically more stable and prosperous than really Capitalist ones, and arent in fucktons
Democrat: Ann Coulter is a bitch
Republican: Yeah she totally is
Democrat: What did I say about talking, idiot
Republican: Commie bastard!!
Imbecile plain and simple
Bill clinton is a democrat, and an imbecile