1.someone who spams urban dictionary slandering other political parties and makes sure to add a definition to the democrat page to make themselves feel better about being mentally retarded
2.someone who hates republicans but joins the other dark side instead of being in a third party.
3. someone intolerant that stereotypes and calls other political parties ignorant.
4.Obama democrat-see socialist queef
man 1-isn't the new president great?
man2-no.
man1-What!? how do you not like him? he solved American poverty, ended the economic crisis, and made us the top country in the world.
man2-im a democrat.
man1-oh.
1. Someone who believes that minorities cannot possibly be a success in life without the government helping them every step of the way.

2. Someone who thinks that it is a constitutional right to stick a knife in an unborn child's head, suck its brains out and throw it in a bin, but will assault anyone who shows a picture of the constitutional right being practiced.

3. Someone who thinks that Barack Obama is magical and can do no wrong.

4. Someone who constantly says that George W. Bush was wrong on everything even when Democrats made the same call.

5. Someone who makes political decisions based on the popular thing to do and not by actually thinking about the issue.
Person A: "Hey, want to sign an petition to ban women's suffrage?"

Democrat: "I sure do!"
by Anonymous225 May 03, 2010
A radical left-wing nut job who believes that anything George Bush did was wrong.

An athiest who wants every kid in America to grow up without relying on God so they remove Him from all public institutions (even though 80% of America believes in God).

A pro-abortion baby killer who would see a newborn baby diced up into little pieces just so that an 80 year old woman with cancer can receive stem cell medical aid.

The kind of person who manipulates every word you say to make you sound dumb. They put words in your mouth and when they think they are going to lose an argument they generally bring up George Bush for doing something either 100 years before his presidency or 1 year after it.

Against guns and weapons and wars and confrontations of any kind, even when used for self-defense. They don't want us to get into wars with people when they bomb huge symbols of American capitalism and idealism.

They support gay marriage, even though it clearly says in not only the Bible, but also the Torah, the Quran, and the U.S. code of laws that marriage is a union between a MAN and a WOMAN.

Are voted for by minorities because the minorities don't realize that it was the Republican party that fought for their rights as individuals in the 1860's, and that it's still Republicans who are fighting for their individual liberties now.

Express interest in other forms of energy, but never support any plan that expresses interest in other forms of energy.
"That damn democrat is going to keep passing his outrageous legislature until the whole damn country looks and acts exactly the same, kind of like communism, but the democrats would have you call it equality...even though anyone who is a part of their huge socialist regime is in no way on equal footing with everybody else."

"Well son, it's okay if you break all my rules, as long as you're not a democrat."
by repub-conserv January 21, 2010
A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away.

Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand
Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?"

Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."
by CONSERVATIVERIDER22223 April 13, 2009
Liberals who believe in killing innocent babies and putting them in a refrigerator to test on. And who believe the government should pay for college and basically everything else and might I add ,which the government would give us all crap because they wouldnt be able to afford nice working material for all of us.And believe in gay marriage which is totally against the bible (but there should be gay rights just not gay marriage.) And think doctors shouldn't get payed very well when they SAVE LIVES!
Omg look at that loberal he's such a democrat! They're gonna ruin America w/ tht damn Hilary Clinton!
by Saaaarrrraaahhhhhhhh January 24, 2008
One of two major political parties in the United States, often characterized by hypocrisy, hyperbole, and confrontation without offers of resolution.
Tend to believe in the value a federalist government which:
(1) controls and redistributes the product of it's citizens labor to the lazy and purposefully indigent, justified by the principal that a small percentage of those people are truly incapable of increasing their quality of life while failing to acknowledge that the majority achieve their lot by choice;
(2) Controls, surveils, and dictates morality to the citizens of the 50 independent states comprising the Union (see: reauthorization of the Patriot Act);
(3) Assumes (incorrectly) all American citizens are evil and dispassionate by nature and therefore require a government to enforce a means of charity through excessive taxation, including one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world.
(4) Believes that failing public schools should be given more money so they can pay higher salaries to underperforming teachers while begrudging a parent who wants to send their kid to a better school so they may learn something other than the proper vein to use when shooting heroin.
(5) Cries for the end of prolonged conflict in distressed Muslim countries, unless they (democrats) start the war themselves.
Chad sees a panhandler:
If Chad is a rational human being - "we should create a solid base for employment in this region and then offer incentivized assistance for the panhandler to educate and prepare for meaningful work in one of these jobs, provided he displays commitment and work ethic, thereby providing for a citizen and increasing contributions to our society."
If Chad is a Democrat - "we should provide Chad with food and shelter to comfort him in between his pan-handling hours, and create a system where you supplement his income through assistance paychecks that he in no way earns, but which will make me feel good about myself, even if I didn't do anything but force you to do stuff."
by freethinker24 May 27, 2011
the lesser of two evils.
all politicians are cocksucking snakes-in-the-grass, but the democrats are certainly preferable to the neocons.
by iaremsejr August 02, 2010

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