Ever since George Bush was unjustly blamed for the aftermath of Bill Clinton's epic failure as president, being a Democrat is nothing more than the new trend that people pick up to look cool. In addition to being immature and ignorant, they're rather shallow people with corrupt morals and values. They know absolutely nothing about what Democratic beliefs really are, so they attempt to back up their views by slandering Republicans. (If you want proof of this, see: Republican. Of the 200 entries, about 80% of them are whiney, immature Democrats shamelessly slandering Republicans). Strangely enough, they never come up with any factual evidence to support anything they say, again having to resort to name-calling to "prove a point."

Democrats also tend to be weak and absent-minded people. Closely relating to their aforementioned ignorance and immaturity, a Dem's entire political standpoint can be effortlessly manipulated by what Oprah or any other over-inflated celebrity they lust for says they should do.

Here's some common beliefs of a Democrat:

~The United States orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. Yes, it's true, a good lot of Dems think we actually flew planes into our own buildings and killed thousands of our own people. Their leader is the pompous, overbearing whale, Rosie O' Donnell.

~Communism. Yes, it looks good on paper, but it's been proven time and time again that it DOES NOT WORK! Despite this, Democrats such as Barack Obama rest their whole platform upon Communist views, such as placing enormous taxes on wealthy people who actually work for their money, and all but give it away to people who are simply too lazy to get a job and pay their own way.

~Spending money we don't have. Democrats seem to think money grows on trees. If not, then they sure spend as if that were the case. Take for example the fact that President Obama, in less than 100 days in office, spent more than all 40-something presidents have, COMBINED, more than doubling our national debt.

~Democrats are also huge peace advocates. While peace is something everybody strives for, Democrats take it to an extreme. We were maliciously attacked by terrorists, yet a common Dem believes that we have no right to be in the Middle East right now, even though they killed thousands of our people. They also fail to realize that we're not barbarians whom are simply there to kill - we're there to protect our country so we don't have a repeat of 9/11. This display of ignorance is a huge reason why Democrats are called just that - ignorant.

~They also feel the need to grant amnesty to the several million illegal immigrants we have in the country. Hey, they went through the trouble of TRESPASSING into our country by ILLEGALLY sneaking past the border, but hey! Let's declare the whole shitload of them as official U.S. citizens! While we're at it, let's give them some free money that we don't even have the financial security to be distributing in the first place, let alone in such a frivolous manner.

The United States Democratic Party. Usually characterized by beliefs such as:

- personal privacy rights, including legalized abortion and gay marriage
- protection of civil liberties
- protection of the enviornment
- multilateral foreign policy
- extensive government services, such as health care, education, and welfare
- tax system that causes the rich to pay more taxes to pay for above government services

There are currently 202 Democrats in the House of Representatives and 44 in the Senate.

a member of the more liberal of the two major political parties.

Apparently, people who aren't allowed to back up their point of view with evidence.

1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party

2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught.

3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist.

4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety.

5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers.

6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican.

7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment."

8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me.

A member of the Democratic party, one of the two major political parties. Similarly to Republicans, they blame all of the world's problems on the other party.

The default political party to vote for when opposing republicans in a presidential campaign.

Those who vote based on irrelevant factors (id est, gender, race, charisma, et cetera).