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An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
by not found [Error 404] May 18, 2009

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Ever since George Bush was unjustly blamed for the aftermath of Bill Clinton's epic failure as president, being a Democrat is nothing more than the new trend that people pick up to look cool. In addition to being immature and ignorant, they're rather shallow people with corrupt morals and values. They know absolutely nothing about what Democratic beliefs really are, so they attempt to back up their views by slandering Republicans. (If you want proof of this, see: Republican. Of the 200 entries, about 80% of them are whiney, immature Democrats shamelessly slandering Republicans). Strangely enough, they never come up with any factual evidence to support anything they say, again having to resort to name-calling to "prove a point."

Democrats also tend to be weak and absent-minded people. Closely relating to their aforementioned ignorance and immaturity, a Dem's entire political standpoint can be effortlessly manipulated by what Oprah or any other over-inflated celebrity they lust for says they should do.

Here's some common beliefs of a Democrat:

~The United States orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. Yes, it's true, a good lot of Dems think we actually flew planes into our own buildings and killed thousands of our own people. Their leader is the pompous, overbearing whale, Rosie O' Donnell.

~Communism. Yes, it looks good on paper, but it's been proven time and time again that it DOES NOT WORK! Despite this, Democrats such as Barack Obama rest their whole platform upon Communist views, such as placing enormous taxes on wealthy people who actually work for their money, and all but give it away to people who are simply too lazy to get a job and pay their own way.

~Spending money we don't have. Democrats seem to think money grows on trees. If not, then they sure spend as if that were the case. Take for example the fact that President Obama, in less than 100 days in office, spent more than all 40-something presidents have, COMBINED, more than doubling our national debt.

~Democrats are also huge peace advocates. While peace is something everybody strives for, Democrats take it to an extreme. We were maliciously attacked by terrorists, yet a common Dem believes that we have no right to be in the Middle East right now, even though they killed thousands of our people. They also fail to realize that we're not barbarians whom are simply there to kill - we're there to protect our country so we don't have a repeat of 9/11. This display of ignorance is a huge reason why Democrats are called just that - ignorant.

~They also feel the need to grant amnesty to the several million illegal immigrants we have in the country. Hey, they went through the trouble of TRESPASSING into our country by ILLEGALLY sneaking past the border, but hey! Let's declare the whole shitload of them as official U.S. citizens! While we're at it, let's give them some free money that we don't even have the financial security to be distributing in the first place, let alone in such a frivolous manner.
Democrats are weak, spineless, absent-minded, frivolous, petty, pathetic, ignorant, pompous, arrogant, overbearing, inconsiderate, heartless, retarded, hypocritical, brainless, parasitic fragments of human beings.

Democrats are the perfect example of when an abortion (which is a favorite hobby of theirs) is only 50% successful.
by Proud_Republican June 16, 2009

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Liberals who believe in killing innocent babies and putting them in a refrigerator to test on. And who believe the government should pay for college and basically everything else and might I add ,which the government would give us all crap because they wouldnt be able to afford nice working material for all of us.And believe in gay marriage which is totally against the bible (but there should be gay rights just not gay marriage.) And think doctors shouldn't get payed very well when they SAVE LIVES!
Omg look at that loberal he's such a democrat! They're gonna ruin America w/ tht damn Hilary Clinton!
by Saaaarrrraaahhhhhhhh January 24, 2008

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A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away.

Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand
Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?"

Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."
by CONSERVATIVERIDER22223 April 13, 2009

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One of the two main political parties of the United States, or the members or supporters of that party.

In general, the democrats are considered more liberal/left wing and the republicans more conservative/right wing. Although this is correct on average, individual differences in general are larger than party differences and thus individual democrats can easily end up on the right of individual republicans.
Most senators voted in favour of the proposal, with 15 Republicans and 5 Democrats voting against or abstaining.
by Andre December 09, 2004

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People who like to spend money and give money to those who are lazy, enabling them to do anything for themselves. They are ignorant, stubborn, and often uneducated. I live in California, so I would know.
Republican: So who did you vote for?

Democrat: OBAMA! HELL YEAH, OBAMA IS AWESOME!

Republican: Why is that?

Democrat: He's going to change things in this country!!!

Republican: Oh yeah? and do you know what he is going to change?

Democrat: ummm....well no, but I'm sure it's going to be good. Plus, I need money in my pocket and I don't feel like working. If i keep popping out babies, Obama will keep paying me.

Republican: *rolls eyes*

Democrats ruin the country our founding fathers worked so hard to build. Thanks ass holes.
by MissBriley February 05, 2010

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Ignorant, un-educated, unrealistic, and emotional subjectivists with common self-interests and wants. Usually possess the skill laziness, whining, self-pity, and are reactive.
My aunt, most of my teachers, the current presidential administration, socialists, Europeans, etc., a lot of democrap... I mean democrats.
by Abraham Washington May 10, 2010

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Robots programmed to tax the rich, legalize abortion and gay marriage, and give out free healthcare. They are programmed to believe that there are no other problems in America worth fixing other than this.

For some reason, when you work your butt off your whole life, you need to also pay significantly higher taxes. Democrats also think that welfare should be able to pay for all your expenses so that you don't need to try finding a job. For example: Kool-Aid, internet, cable, and abortions.

These fascinating creatures also care very much about the enviroment, and will buy hybrids and only use Energy Star products. They think they could plug the oil spill in the Gulf faster than BP.

By far, the most important feature Democrats have, is their amazing ability to blame Republicans for everything and give little to no reasons to back up their accusations. Their most recent success was winning a presidential campaign almost entirely off blaming other people. On another note, did you know that the recession actually WASN'T George Bush's fault?

I also look forward to soon having the lowest-rated definition for this word becuase most people on this website fall under this category. :D
Democrat: GO OBAMA!
Me: Why?
Democrat: Because he's going to tax those rich idiots who live for free.
Me: You're right. After working 10 hour days five times a week for 30 years and building up my career so I could pay for four kids to go to college, I really should pay my fair share of YOUR welfare checks. By the way how's your job at McDonald's been going?
by Obama WILL fail June 23, 2010

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