An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
by RonnieRaygunX May 18, 2009
1 of 2 monopoly political parties of these United States of America. Leaning left of center and usually very close minded. Violates the Constitution on a regular basis with federal programs such as welfare, IRS, Federal Reserve, and the list goes on. Belives the central government should do everything for the people. Believes the central government does not have to obide by the Constitution and adds new amendments when they can't do what they want.

Masters of the media. Falsely the party of the poor (note: during the 2008 election nObama was endorsed by in and around 90% of Hollywood elite; celebrities that are definitely not the poor) Oprah, Denzel Washington, Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, etc. are not poor, yet all vote Democrat. *But Republicans favor the rich? *Google: What celebrities endorsed Obama*

Hack, slash, bash, and pummel every and all Republicans. Or for that matter, anyone who is not democrat.

Believe in socialist values, even though they like to say they don't *Note: Socialism....just look it up*

Believe in democracy even though these United States were founded as a republic, and democracy was never written in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights. *Note: America has become a respresntative democracy which is not a republic.*
Democrat: I am not a socialist, but I do believe the government should supply us with health care, schools, and all sorts of other socialist programs.

Democrat: I am bi-partisan, but I hate when those republicans have to go and use their 1st Amendment rights and speak.

Demorcat: I believe in the Constitution, until it starts to keep my ideas from reaching the light of day.

Democrat: State rights are higher than the central government, unless that state doesnt agree and then the central government is higher. And states can't leave the Union and the people can't overthrow the government, I don't care what the Constitution says.
by Bring Back the Constitution May 13, 2009
The only people that post anti-republican and death to bush definitions, while republicans are out making money to pay for their welfare checks, food stamps, cell phone bills, rent, and internet service.
Democrats: 99 percent of the Urban Dictionary users posting about politics.
by gopbaby November 09, 2008
A person who votes for the Democratic party. Not necessarily one of the far left wing.

Many Democrats (like myself) are centrists. While i believe that you should keep most of the money you make, and that you should learn to make money yourself, rather than relying on government handouts. I cannot bring myself to support the current Republican platform.

Ultra Right-wing Baptist fundamentalism is JUST as bad as Ultra Left-Wing Hippie fundamentalism.

Also, In an ideal world, i wouldnt mind paying taxes, as long as the govnernment is doing something with them. I would rather pay more taxes and have them go towards reforming our social system (second amendment) then pay less taxes that go towards killing Iraqi's.

They didn't attack us
They didnt have weapons of mass destruction
They are not liberated, they hate us
Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon (Democrat Supporter)
Bono of U2 (Democrat Supporter)
Me
by ChaosDemonZ November 23, 2004
1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
by Smarterthanyou22 July 08, 2009
A person who, on the internet(we have it in the south; surprised?) assumes that a Republican is an ignorant Southern asshole who can't spell his own name without help.

For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is:
1. "Southern Baptist,"
2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence,"
3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE,"
4. "Cannot spell ammendment,"
5. Have "no good ideas,"
6. "A semi-literate meathead,"
7. Automatically "the party to vote against,"
8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother,"
9. "Can not spell Democrat,"
10. the list goes on..

After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.
Sivilised peoples on the internets thit can spall there uwn names, not alike the rapublicans. democrats are best acuz they think they are. is thare warld an we in the south, the hicks, ore jist living en et.

This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.
by Republican, therefore a hick. April 24, 2009
1. People who blame Bush and bash him even though most of the time they have no idea what they're talking about, and either state the question as if it's an answer, repeat the same thing over and over again, thinking that the more they say it, it might actually become a fact, or make donkey noises when they forget how to be civil.

2. Call everyone who doesn't think Obama's the Messiah, a racist. Even when Democrats were the known racists a while back, and were dedicated to the KKK. But I guess that's the past.

3. Say that Republicans hate the poor people, when the Republicans want to have more jobs, so the unemployed have a chance to work for their money. Of course, that's inhumane, because why shouldnt the unemployed low class citizens be allowed to sit on their couch drinking a cold one, while other people are out working hard, to get the money taken away from them and given to the lazy piece of shits contributing nothing but more babies to be raised poorly?
Democrats: Bush is a racist!
Republicans: How so?

Democrats: He hates black people!
Republicans: Why do you think that?

Democrats: BECAUSE KAYNE SAID SO!
by Y33 November 04, 2010
Democrats are party of politicians that think "fair" is taxing the asses off of people that succeed at life just to give it to some Fat Bastard that sits in his apartment all day watching t.v and pissing and moaning that life dealt him " a bad hand" and expects everyone to support him for it. They also don't understand that if we pull troops out of Iraq the terrorist will suddenly stop hating us and leave us alone, WRONG! there cult of religion says that if you don't worship the same god's as we do we will kill you so pulling out of Iraq just means that there going to have to come over here and kill us. They also believe that " Global Warming" is actually happing and that we should be spending a lot of money to be stopping it when truthfully its just something Al Gore stood up and pulled out of his ass (just like the internet). They think that We should go ahead and get rid of the free market because it "looses jobs". Then again if we don't want to end up like the Middle East and living in mud huts because we haven't kept up with a changing market its kind of an important thing. These people are usually stubborn as the ass they use as a Mascot. There whole political game is to lure in the lower income crowd and promise them free money if they keep them in office, it works and so the people that do good at life pay the price.They think that you should be able to come into this county illegally and take work and pubic resources (welfare social security) and not conform to our way of life. They think that you should know how to speak 5 different languages because its another persons "lifestyle" and were not the one to take that away form them.
Hunter: Hay Man, who you voting for in 2008
John: Clinton, democrats FTW
Hunter: Go die...
by skjf;lkfj;sdfklfj;kldfj October 03, 2007

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