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An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
by RonnieRaygunX May 18, 2009
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8.
Apparently, people who aren't allowed to back up their point of view with evidence.
Republican: It's obvious the Bush tax cuts helped the poor more than the rich.
Democrat: Actually, statistically, the rich recieved almost-
Republican: Your numbers mean nothing.
Democrat: This entire issue is about numbers!
Republican: No, this is about the people! This is about Joe Everyman!
Democrat: What the hell are you talking about?
Republican: I'm talking about how you radicals use numbers to mislead everyone into thinking the Bush tax cuts were bad, and that we have massive debt.
Democrat: ...We DO have massive debt, and the average person got around $300 back, whereas the rich got-
Republican: Are you telling these people America is BAD? Are you saying that America isn't the best damn country ever?
Democrat: No, I just-wait, what? This isn't about me! This is about the issues!
Republican: Not responding to my questions. Typical.
Democrat: ...
Republican: See, clearly I have silenced you with my powerful, factual argument.
Democrat: I had sex with your wife, Bill.
Republican: What?!?
Democrat: She said she wanted a man who didn't tell her she belonged in the kitchen.
Republican: ...
by -[slave]- April 11, 2006
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The default political party to vote for when opposing republicans in a presidential campaign.
Voting for the green party is worthless, I'll vote democrat.
by The People of earth January 23, 2004
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10.
1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party

2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught.

3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist.

4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety.

5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers.

6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican.

7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment."

8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me.
If they were alive today, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would be Democrats.

or

Despite a wealth of good ideas, Democrats have allowed themselves to be intimdated by semi-literate meatheads called Republicans
by VoiceOfReason June 07, 2006
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1) Euphemism for "Communist" in the United States.

2) Someone who believes that Saddam Hussein had more of a right to live than an unborn baby.

3) Someone who does not personally give money to the disadvantaged, but forces other people to do so.

4) Someone who defended Bill Clinton when he attacked Iraq in 1998, but criticized George W. Bush for doing the same thing in 2003.

5) In the United States, someone who has never heard of the Constitution.
Only a Democrat could come up with such an insidious idea as raising taxes to fund abortion clinics.
by G-Max April 22, 2008
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12.
One who becomes aware of all political problems in the US when a Republican is president.
I can't believe what's been happening in America since that Republican was elected. Destruction of civil liberties, supporting the banks, endless war? Not with a Democrat in the White House!
by ActualDefinitions July 03, 2010
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13.
One of the two main political parties of the United States, or the members or supporters of that party.

In general, the democrats are considered more liberal/left wing and the republicans more conservative/right wing. Although this is correct on average, individual differences in general are larger than party differences and thus individual democrats can easily end up on the right of individual republicans.
Most senators voted in favour of the proposal, with 15 Republicans and 5 Democrats voting against or abstaining.
by Andre December 09, 2004
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14.
The more liberal of the two major political parties. Generally holds positions against capitol punishment, but for abortion. Believes it's the governments job to babysit us when we want help, while telling the government to stay out of their lives.

Usually takes strong opposition to George W. Bush, including constant mockery and many political cartoons satarizing him.

More recently, decries any political joke or cartoon at President Obama's expense as racist and unfair.
"I'm running for Office as a Democrat, and I'm against capital punishment!"
"But sir, you have gone on record as being strongly for abortion."
"I don't see any connection."
"You're against sentencing someone who made a choice to commit his crimes to death, but are willing to kill a human fetus."
"Ah, well that's not a human."
"But it's a beating heart of something that will inarguably become human. And many would take the stand that it IS a human."
"Look at that! We're out of time!"
by qwazokm February 20, 2009
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