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A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness. "This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
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A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor. Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."
Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live? Emma: Yes indeed. |
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Person Oh Demetri Martin? Yeah, he is a person.
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n. what you become when you have too much free time 1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.
2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet! |
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Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny... "Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
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