2. Known as the turtles--"Once you're on your back, you're fucked."
3. I once dated a Delta Zeta who said that although she loved her sorority, she felt she was above their sluttiness. Then she fucked her sorority sister's fiance. That taught me that the things I heard about them were true.
Second guy: That sucks. Was she hot though?
First guy: Under a deuce, but my dick fell off.
2. Easy DZ 1: Oops! I knocked the table upside down!
Easy DZs 2-5: *fucking table legs* That's ok! We haven't had sex in nearly half an hour!
Easy DZs 1-70: *sing song about all the fraternities whose members they have given syphilis*
3. I once gave a Delta Zeta a rose.....and she slit my throat with the thorns.....just to watch me die.