Delinquentarianism

A type of religion that praises children ages 2-5.

Do you wanna come to town saturday?

"No, sorry, im going to church"

"Oh, i didnt know you went to church"

"Didnt you hear, I took up Delinquentarianism"

"Oh, okay then"

by TheDaveMasterBruv March 27, 2010