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1.
Self
Like delf/self, dolo/solo. I do this for ma' Delf
by Tekno-Logik March 26, 2003
 
2.
The process of taking your nightly Ambien; writing a longish, completely nonsensical, illogical, yet oddly poetic essay in absolutely first-rate gibberish; and posting it on an Internet forum where all and sundry can see how what passes for your brain these days REALLY works.
"Breathing, and dleaorations of a delf : Wikthinderinidhin within these trends strands ends, to undersstand and say it is over. Light another sconce and sing aing again gaining, anwew. We nod not our heads, gbut with poud heads gtendle nots sods to share mutual gtries, ack, yes you to, acknowledgment, the nods.
and if you can nod yhou dan dance. Bivalves in the flames sand on teh geach, weeds, mosses, acrid smells, dprovoking the happy clam smell.

So much of goodbye is in cry for what must have geen, might have bgeen. the lost futures.
The gaps. the hard dounr aaromsitid===c smdells emells, of y9u, of you, of me and hyou. "
by Captain Blight May 18, 2010
 
3.
Someone who completely and utterly loves himself. He is utterly besotted with himself - and only himself. He has no time for anyone else, regardless of age or rank. He is generally very rude and obnoxious. There are many Delfs in existence today. The Lord High Delf is Lord Janner.
"Get a load of that fucking Delf! He's so delfy!"
by Lord Ashdown March 24, 2006
 
4.
Really good, or well done. 'Awesome.'
Oh my god! That's so Delf!
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
 
5.
sombody who takes a back seat in most situations, but can provide extremely useful pointers.
My buddy is the best Delf in the world.
by Banjo June 22, 2003
 
6.
Somebody who always want to have fun.
Delf's having fun with his friend.
by Delf June 21, 2003