A tiny state (second in the US) that is like a tumor on Maryland, while kind of poking New Jersey, being capped by Pennsylvania, and chillen with the Atlantic Ocean. It's capitol is Dover, and it is deemed the "First State" considering it was the first state to ratify the constitution and the first state to enter the union. Since then (around 1776) It's pretty much done nothing else though.
New Jersey: "Hey Pensylvania watcha been up to"
Pennsylvania: "Ya Know Honing the Amish
as thier race slowly dies out, while New York's population slowly leaks into me, what about you"
New Jersey: "I'm having Atlantic City
visitors waste away thier money and dreams while containing Princeton
and The Jersey Devil
, how about you Maryland"
Maryland: "I'm full of Crabs
and have a Tumor growing on me that hasen't done anything for a couple hundred years"