History - Delaware is so far from everything that no one knows/cares about it. It was inevitably named D-ware after the ghetto white kids from flemington began to call flemington "f-town", and the delaware kids felt obliged to call their home a slang ghetto term. We like to make fun of that.
Nivek - "I don't know."
Aral - "I know him, he's my next-door neighbor...he lives like 3 miles away."
Ekim - "And where, may I ask, is that?"
Aral - "Dela-where?"