But in all probability you are better off.
Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.
1. (adjective) uncool or unexciting
2. (verb) bummed out
Synonyms: suckish, awful, boring, depressing.
Antonyms: pumped, awesome.
Person 2: "Dude, that's deflated."
Person 1: "Yeah, I was deflated when I found out."