have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........
deez nuts to trick a female
by dale January 06, 2004
A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)
by Smore12 August 29, 2006
Old school game that never gets old
Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
by JingoBa April 27, 2008
The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
"Want two CD's?"
"Yeah."
"Want to see deez nuts?!?"
by Looch May 11, 2003
nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts
i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts
by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004
yet another way to be an asshole
Example 1:

T: Primi was that the doorbell?

P: I dont know, go check nigga!

P: Who was it?

T: Deez Nuts!

Example 2:

T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?

P: What?

T: Deez Nuts!

P: pendejo.

Example 3:

T: Did you hear what happened today?

P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?

T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"

P: You said it first.

T: Tell it to the judge homo.
by T-Money&trade January 19, 2009
these nuts / testicles/ balls
Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
by Bemoneyg December 03, 2005

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