For those who dont know, woodsball kills the style of agg kids. And the two kids could not put up with it, so they created a new, better, style of the already amazing sport.
They were playing on a big woodsball field, well, not really playing, more like sitting down taking a nap. When all of a sudden, a deer came out of the woods and told us,
"I am the Deer of God. I am the best. Hop on my back, and we will rape the opposing team."
So they jumped on its back and completly raped tits.
End of story.
Jason-"Oh, of course! I'll drive you there too!"
Dan-"Hey Joe, wanna go deerballing? I just got a new hk longsleeve, we could do it!!!!!!1!"
Joe-"No, you fail so hard. Your not agg, and to deerball, you can't just be agg. You have to be gods."