An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.Condom
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A rubber, prophylactic
: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.
The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.
Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?
Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?
Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.
Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!
a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.
An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.
Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.
a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't
A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.
Commonly used in Kenton ohio. Always reffering to students that go to Kenton City Schools.
You fucking deer
Welcome to kenton, home of the deer
It is what manly men hunt for often. Sometimes they also hunt bears, and eat feasts!
Im off huntin deers! Text the cell man!
That deer who is loved by Abby and Emily just got hit by a car while eating pumpkins