Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
The well, which was in 1 mile of water, blew out (or ruptured) on 20 April 2010, and gushed millions of barrels of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico. On 14 July, the main rupture appeared to have been capped. By then, probably 4 million barrels of crude had been released into a sensitive habitat, destroying the livelihood of tens of thousands of people.
According to some estimates, the Deepwater Horizon blowout was the worst peacetime oil well blowout in history.
To begin Partner 1 must consumer massive quantities of expired milk, extra spicy salsa, chili, chimichangas and tacos. This is to be washed down with bottle of laxatives.
After sufficient time to process, Partner 1 assumes the 'Spill Position'... laying on their back, legs up and ass in the air.
Partner 2 then assumes the "Top Hat / Top Kill" position, by placing their mouth over Partner 1's anus, forming an air-tight seal.
Partner 1 will then release the contents of their rectum, while Partner 2 attempts to contain the spill.
This technique is general followed by the 'Louisiana Beach', where both partners will lie in bed on top of the anus spewed mess.