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3. Deep Fried Twinkie
When i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing porn of the opposite sex(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys ejaculating to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. When this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.
Guy 1: Dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian porn with your sister last night

Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.

Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!
1. Deep Fried Twinkie
A guilty pleasure that should only be enjoyed every once in a while due its adverse effects to one's health.

Usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite sex who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.
Friend 1: My ex-wife is a deep fried twinkie.

Friend 2: What do you mean?

Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.
2. Deep Fried Twinkie
To have your penis sucked and then to cum in someones mouth immediately following anal sex.
Man, last night I Deep Fried Twinkied that chick!
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