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7.
A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.
Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.
by Liche September 01, 2010
 
1.
Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013
 
2.
Part donkey, part unicorn.
unicorn, Decker
by MissWatermelons May 31, 2011
 
3.
One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.
Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.
by RyanCanada August 14, 2006
 
4.
Porta Potty, place you dispose of wastes, and bodily fluids.
Don't piss on public property, the Decker is over there..
by Seven eleven 24 seven December 07, 2006
 
5.
A guess passed off as a fact.

"A Decker"
"Yo dude how many people live in Japan?"

"Oh its 1.5 billion"

"Is that a fact or a Decker?"

~Google How Many people live in Japan~

"Its 126 million..."
by deckerword December 02, 2013
 
6.
A fat short slob who likes to eat dick. who looks like a girl has man boobs and eats dick all day.
the fat decker
by PedroGA November 15, 2010