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1.A misconstrued hearsay of the word czech. In the mentioning "He's Czech." by the self proclaimed "cool" bastard child of the monstrosity of modern culture as he was referring to a russian hockey player in a slurred fashion, after drinking a lemon flavored alchoholic beverage. Thusly, the mindless sheep known as this individual's friends continued to preach the meaning of deck, being deck, and how to act deck. This eventually led to a women in a starbucks continually saying "deck" on her cellphone, which was overheard by a man, which told his girlfriend, which told her hair dresser, which told a woman who is the sister of the girl who dated with the second cousin of the guy who cleans the pool of one of the editor's of entertainment weekly's secretary's brother in law. Which comes to the point where people too concerned with how people conceive them as cool or not, start excreting this one of many irritating buzz words from their noise holes, to sound self important and original.

2.A platform upon a ship.
I'm so deck because I drive this SUV, and talk on my cellphone with Joe while I watch a movie... making me swerve three lanes over going 20mph under the speed limit.
by frugal joe January 04, 2004
 
37.
basically, it just means "cool"... infact, if you are deck... you're beyond cool.. you're cooler than cool.
"oh... you're so deck, reg!"
by the dudette October 28, 2003
 
38.
A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.

A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.

A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.

A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.

One half of "Ant & Dec" - two gay celebrity nobodies with annoying "geordie" accents that no-one can understand. Can only find work on third rate TV productions, usually involving animals or small children with whom they like to fiddle.

A turntable for playing records.

Useful when coming under fire, as a order.
"Hit the Deck"

Dec: "Wye-aye Ant, luv ya man"
Ant: "Wye-aye Dec, luv ya man too"
viewers: Fuck off queer boys <change channel>

(added to Denny Tang's definition - thanks)

by I'm a Celebrity shoot me. May 10, 2003
 
39.
Deck if said in the correct accent (aka a crewe-ite/ Dev-Vo accent)would usually sound like the word dick. It is also a way for you to say the word dick in front of parents with out any consequence, though if you do this you are in fact quite the loser.
It is also a name for someone who has very small knob.
(type in devvo on youtube to see an example)
chav1: hey-up deck wha' ya bin up to?

chav2: bin up ya mudda.

by hamster_f_92 May 02, 2008
 
40.
(For Magic: the Gathering trading card game)

v. To cause a player to become unable to draw due to no cards left in the library, thus resulting in a loss for that player.
Jamie: "I've decked John with my Millstone."

John: "Oh no! I'm going to loose next turn during my draw step!"
by nagelring February 01, 2004
 
41.
1. A computer, especially one used for cracking.
See NAVI.
I saw a badass deck in the computer store the other day.
by Adam Wilson January 07, 2004
 
42.
A full pack of tobacco or marajuana cigarettes.
I smoked a whole deck last saturday
hey man can i have one from your deck
by adafasdf June 16, 2009