Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
Mark Baxter was never seen again.
Person 2: December 22, 2012...
Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?
Person 2: No...we're still alive.
Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole!!!
Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again