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When you ruphie a fat chick with laxatives, hit it from the back, she profusely shits on one's dick, you turn her around and flop it in her mouth.
Jeff: I heard you gave a chick the Decatur Staley .
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"
by Alec and Alan August 11, 2008