Top Definition
Some one who is a complete tight ass.
Enjoys long walks on the beach, and penises inserted into his asnus.
Some one who has zero skill and is often quoted as being a "Kent".
Person A: "Hey dude lets go down to the shops"
Person B: "no way dude, you gonna pull a deathbyheals on me! I still want to be an anal virgin"
by Straightdude February 23, 2009

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